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Thread: Seventies themed porno party , my house , new years eve

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    Seventies themed porno party , my house , new years eve

    Beer guts , gushes

    Special prize for best German entry with real underarm hair

    Pin the tail on the blow up doll

    Topless darts from roehampton

    Quality washable furniture

    Watneys party four ale

    Hog roast


    £15 all in , rotters £50

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    Re: Seventies themed porno party , my house , new years eve

    I'm sure interest in this will be high but I'm concerned that some of our younger readers will get the wrong idea. For example, what would you do if Baker turns up expecting to see a soapy tit wank? He might become disorientated when confronted with moustaches, people called Bjorn and more lawn than Wimbledon centre court. The poor lad.

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    Re: Seventies themed porno party , my house , new years eve

    Quote Originally Posted by Shute View Post
    I'm sure interest in this will be high but I'm concerned that some of our younger readers will get the wrong idea. For example, what would you do if Baker turns up expecting to see a soapy tit wank? He might become disorientated when confronted with moustaches, people called Bjorn and more lawn than Wimbledon centre court. The poor lad.
    He's got to grow up and fast , he's been 14 too long

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    Re: Seventies themed porno party , my house , new years eve

    There will be more fluff on display than the sheep tent at the royal Welsh , get your tickets fast

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    Re: Seventies themed porno party , my house , new years eve

    Ta for the offer but I will have to decline because I remember the vicars and tarts theme night you hosted around five years back when the local old bill had to attend on three occasions. As much as I've tried to forget what your fiancée at the time did with that marrow and how on earth she managed to make all of it disappear up there is a memory I've been unable to erase.

    And what's with the false advertising? Quality washable furniture, my foot. Most of the tat you rescued from skips.

    Bugger off!

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    Re: Seventies themed porno party , my house , new years eve

    Not entirely suitable stuff for a Sunday morning I guess, but as we are all old blokes on here guess it doesn't matter too much.
    Had to smile though.

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    Re: Seventies themed porno party , my house , new years eve

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Beer guts , gushes

    Special prize for best German entry with real underarm hair

    Pin the tail on the blow up doll

    Topless darts from roehampton

    Quality washable furniture

    Watneys party four ale

    Hog roast


    £15 all in , rotters £50

    Magic mushrooms too?

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    Re: Seventies themed porno party , my house , new years eve

    Is it purely a gig for those with a social Ieaning view, or can one come as a right wing Nazi.

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    Re: Seventies themed porno party , my house , new years eve

    Quote Originally Posted by life on mars View Post
    Is it purely a gig for those with a social Ieaning view, or can one come as a right wing Nazi.
    No your banned

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