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    Ban cats full stop

    Shit in everybody else's garden except their own , kill millions of songbirds , are rapidly defeating the field mouse and doormouse population , frogs , water voles etc

    I say let's have a cull on the stinking little shits

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    Re: Ban cats full stop

    Provide joy and comfort to millions?

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    Quote Originally Posted by surge View Post
    Provide joy and comfort to millions?
    Indeed I think a cull on ****ing cats would joy and comfort to millions , they are the. Ultimate fat bastards pet , no need to exercise , shit everywhere and kill our natural wildlife , of which the cat is not............what's not to like about lice ridden shit dumping killing machines

    ****ing shoot the scabby scum

    I ****ing hate them , two dead doormice in my backyard last week , *****

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    Fair play, I’ve read some stupid shit on the internet and this is right up there wth the best of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KenfigBlues View Post
    Fair play, I’ve read some stupid shit on the internet and this is right up there wth the best of them.
    All based on fact , frogs , robins , blackbirds , field and door mice all under threat from your little pussy

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    All based on fact , frogs , robins , blackbirds , field and door mice all under threat from your little pussy
    Didn’t let us down Sludge, all came back to pussy, knew you’d work it in 👍👍👍👍

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    Quote Originally Posted by splott parker View Post
    Didn’t let us down Sludge, all came back to pussy, knew you’d work it in ��������
    The problem being that he hasn't "worked it in" for a while!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    The problem being that he hasn't "worked it in" for a while!
    Watch it laddy

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    Cats kill 275 million prey animals in the UK each year , 55 million of these are birds

    Murdering scum

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    All based on fact , frogs , robins , blackbirds , field and door mice all under threat from your little pussy
    I haven’t got a cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    All based on fact , frogs , robins , blackbirds , field and door mice all under threat from your little pussy
    Don't care, don't care, don't care, don't care and definitely don't care. Forza cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Der Kaiser View Post
    Don't care, don't care, don't care, don't care and definitely don't care. Forza cat.
    The arseholes are out tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Indeed I think a cull on ****ing cats would joy and comfort to millions , they are the. Ultimate fat bastards pet , no need to exercise , shit everywhere and kill our natural wildlife , of which the cat is not............what's not to like about lice ridden shit dumping killing machines

    ****ing shoot the scabby scum

    I ****ing hate them , two dead doormice in my backyard last week , *****
    Perhaps they died of natural causes? Or maybe a suicide pact?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    The arseholes are out tonight
    The frogs , robins , blackbirds , field and door mice aren't though, that's for sure. All based on fact.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    The arseholes are out tonight
    Feline ones shitting in your garden as we speak

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyril evans awaydays View Post
    Feline ones shitting in your garden as we speak

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    Re: Ban cats full stop

    In 20 years when your grandchildren say what was a robin you can tell them what happened to them

    If I run over a dog I stop , if I run over a cat I pretend it never happened , one less unnatural to our shores killer to worry about

    Weasel wrestling is also a good pastime for the thick from the outskirts of Bridgend but they can't see it's unnatural

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Cats kill 275 million prey animals in the UK each year , 55 million of these are birds

    Murdering scum
    950m birds are killed per year in the UK for human consumption. Ban humans.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bob Banker Spanker View Post
    950m birds are killed per year in the UK for human consumption. Ban humans.
    Murdering scum

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bob Banker Spanker View Post
    950m birds are killed per year in the UK for human consumption. Ban humans.
    They are naturally bred for it

    We don't naturally breed robins and blackbirds

    Feck me they're all in tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Steve R View Post
    Murdering scum
    Bred for human consumption you dopey mare

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    In 20 years when your grandchildren say what was a robin you can tell them what happened to them

    If I run over a dog I stop , if I run over a cat I pretend it never happened , one less unnatural to our shores killer to worry about

    Weasel wrestling is also a good pastime for the thick from the outskirts of Bridgend but they can't see it's unnatural
    You have a fair point. I mean, we're Cardiff City so we all know about the lucky dog of the 1927 cup final......

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    In 20 years when your grandchildren say what was a robin you can tell them what happened to them
    Fancy a wager on the robin being extinct in the UK in 20 years?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Bred for human consumption you dopey mare
    Bit rude, no sense of humour some people

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    Re: Ban cats full stop

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    In 20 years when your grandchildren say what was a robin you can tell them what happened to them

    If I run over a dog I stop , if I run over a cat I pretend it never happened , one less unnatural to our shores killer to worry about

    Weasel wrestling is also a good pastime for the thick from the outskirts of Bridgend but they can't see it's unnatural
    Significantly more robins are killed by defending their own territory from other birds than they are by cats.

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