Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
The official Supporters Club coaches will delight fans of a sterile environment. Smoking, vaping and the consumption of alcohol is banned, while smiling and breathing excessively is frowned upon. Anyone found laughing will receive a warning, those caught a second time are toe-ended onto the motorway's hard shoulder. Marshals are present on each coach. They continually traverse the aisle as they hum German marching songs. Vince Alm's coach is the best (or worst, depending on one's view) as he won't tolerate noise above a very low threshold. He stands at the front near the driver throughout journeys with an ear trumpet hoping to pinpoint the source of rustling crisp packets.