Lynne I am not driving a mini metro

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I'll just talk over you

[severncity]

They’ve rebadged it you fool!

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

I'll just talk over you

Lynne..stop wanking or I'll crash

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

How dare she do that to you.....my mate ....destroying your world record chances like that

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

They’ve rebadged it you fool!

Lynne that was textbook

[CardiffIrish2]

You should check out Accidental Partridge on twitter Sludge, genius 😂

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

How dare she do that to you.....my mate ....destroying your world record chances like that

I put my hobnailed boots on...

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Did I tell you about Damian?

[Cardiff Ultra]

When Chris Morris refers to the Linton Travel Tavern as Partridges "sordid little grief hole" 😂😂😂

[Organ Morgan.]

I visited the OP's Cowbridge den this morning. I wish he had played some Alan Partridge on the DVD rather than a CD of Chesney Hawkes. The awful miming to his favourite track, The One and Only, was made worse by utilising a droopy celery stick from the fridge as an imaginary microphone.

Santa delivered him a drone as a Christmas present, some footage from which he was eager to show me. One clip featured lingerie fluttering in the breeze on a washing line, while in another an old dear was pegging out. She looked up to give the unwanted intruder a middle finger, much to the amusement of my host.

Four days into 2019 and he's already broken both of his New Year's resolutions. Rather than change his vest every two days he was still wearing the same spaghetti stained one from a fortnight ago, and 'Bukkake' Bronwen, Aberkenfig's most accommodating young lady, whom he blames for having to make a new clap clinic appointment and vowed never to see again, is back on his telephone contact list.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I visited the OP's Cowbridge den this morning. I wish he had played some Alan Partridge on the DVD rather than a CD of Chesney Hawkes. The awful miming to his favourite track, The One and Only, was made worse by utilising a droopy celery stick from the fridge as an imaginary microphone.

Santa delivered him a drone as a Christmas present, some footage from which he was eager to show me. One clip featured lingerie fluttering in the breeze on a washing line, while in another an old dear was pegging out. She looked up to give the unwanted intruder a middle finger, much to the amusement of my host.

Four days into 2019 and he's already broken both of his New Year's resolutions. Rather than change his vest every two days he was still wearing the same spaghetti stained one from a fortnight ago, and 'Bukkake' Bronwen, Aberkenfig's most accommodating young lady, whom he blames for having to make a new clap clinic appointment and vowed never to see again, is back on his telephone contact list.

I actually look like that

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

When Chris Morris refers to the Linton Travel Tavern as Partridges "sordid little grief hole" 😂😂😂

You farmers ......you don't like outsiders do you .......you've got all these big sheds but nobody's allowed in them

[severncity]

You farmers ......you don't like outsiders do you .......you've got all these big sheds but nobody's allowed in them

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Yeah

[CardiffIrish2]

That farmer always reminds me of Michael Hutchence

[lardy]

That farmer always reminds me of Michael Hutchence

That's Chris Morris not "that farmer"!

[splott parker]

The boys are back in the barracks 😲

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

The boys are back in the barracks 😲

So he flipped her over and he fu

[splott parker]

Apropos...it’s Latin, you should have a basic grasp of Latin if you’re working in Currys