Oi. Des Parrot Help!

[AlwaysAway2]

Please tell me the final score of our game at Newcastle. I think we will win 1-2 but I’m not certain.
You know everything. Just PM me with the final score Des.
Scorers too if you don’t mind and time of goals.
You know everything before all us other fans.
Que Sala Sala. Whatever will be will be.

You can have a cut of my Spreadex winnings at 5pm Saturday. 😘😘😘

[Des Parrot]

04:13 in the morning, couldn't you sleep or were you counting your cash by candlelight? Do you use cash now or has Bitcoin replaced it all?

Keep your money in your pocket, it's going to be another game of attrition & 0-0. IF you want to put your doubloons on anything put it on a red card for one of our players, maybe Arter or Morrison.

I know a lot less now our golfing pal has emigrated & the mole went to Palace!

Ask me one on West Brom. Apparently they beat Arsenal academy 4-0 the other day and the assessment was that Arsenal academy is in big trouble as they buying in talent instead of developing it!

[AlwaysAway2]

04:13 in the morning, couldn't you sleep or were you counting your cash by candlelight? Do you use cash now or has Bitcoin replaced it all?

Keep your money in your pocket, it's going to be another game of attrition & 0-0. IF you want to put your doubloons on anything put it on a red card for one of our players, maybe Arter or Morrison.

I know a lot less now our golfing pal has emigrated & the mole went to Palace!

Ask me one on West Brom. Apparently they beat Arsenal academy 4-0 the other day and the assessment was that Arsenal academy is in big trouble as they buying in talent instead of developing it!

Thanks Des. Yes was wide awake in Sala anticipation. Brexit vote and record signing on the same day.

Can you tell me the exact minute of our red card?

Cheers.

[GL1Blue]

It'd also be useful to know when the first corner is going to be please!

[Des Parrot]

It'd also be useful to know when the first corner is going to be please!

First Newcastle corner 2nd minute
First Cardiff corner 92nd minute

Red card 82nd minute

Please transfer winnings to my Isle of Man Bank account.

[AlwaysAway2]

First Newcastle corner 2nd minute
First Cardiff corner 92nd minute

Red card 82nd minute

Please transfer winnings to my Isle of Man Bank account.

No probs Des.
I need account number and sort code. Certified copy of your passport. Two certified utility bills and details of your employment.

Or if you prefer I can just hand you the cash in folded when I see you 😂

[GL1Blue]

You forgotten his date of birth and PIN number!

Thanks for the timings for the corners, I was going to bet we wouldn't get one!

[A Quiet Monkfish]

First Newcastle corner 2nd minute
First Cardiff corner 92nd minute

Red card 82nd minute

Please transfer winnings to my Isle of Man Bank account.

Sala ?