Anyone who listens to the archers needs a bloody good leathering

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Bag of shite

[jon1959]

I agree with you 100%. I have always hated it. The theme tune has always set my teeth on edge.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

It's wooden acting .....but on the radio

[jeepster]

It's wooden acting .....but on the radio

They have the faces for radio

[xsnaggle]

You must listen to it or you wouldn't know.

[Organ Morgan.]

I find the original poster's usual smut-riddled contributions more acceptable than this wicked attack upon The Archers, which is a much-loved British institution.

I didn't believe he could descend further in my estimation until opening this thread. He actually boasts of being the owner of the crustiest pair of y-fronts in Cowbridge. In addition to his numerous other faults, he's also the worst driver I know of. I'd sooner accept a lift off Prince Philip than that fecker.

[The Bloop]

Sludge has always been envious of anything that is about as old as him, and still manages to last 15 minutes a day, 6 days a week.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I find the original poster's usual smut-riddled contributions more acceptable than this wicked attack upon The Archers, which is a much-loved British institution.

I didn't believe he could descend further in my estimation until opening this thread. He actually boasts of being the owner of the crustiest pair of y-fronts in Cowbridge. In addition to his numerous other faults, he's also the worst driver I know of. I'd sooner accept a lift off Prince Philip than that fecker.

You're gonna get your ****ing head kicked in

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

You must listen to it or you wouldn't know.

Feck me you are one sharp mutha you are

Did you go to special school ?

[xsnaggle]

Feck me you are one sharp mutha you are

Did you go to special school ?

I learned life in places you cannot imagine.

[Nick]

Feck me you are one sharp mutha you are

Did you go to special school ?

Special? In what way?

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

[QUOTE=Nick;4945645]Special? In what way?[/Q

Special constable

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

I learned life in places you cannot imagine.

How do you know ? Salary is dead , I try to change direction with a bit of humour and look and behold the village idiot Wade's in

Go on do one and take the clown nick with you

[Heathblue]

Miserable gits, enjoy the archers especially the intro music

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Without The Archers how would any of us have heard of a silage clamp?

[Tuerto]

Without The Archers how would any of us have heard of a silage clamp?

Sludge has been using one for years....

[Former Labour leader]

Catch it once in a while.
The amount of extra marital shagging that goes on would embarrass even Sludge.

[NYCBlue]

I went through a phase of listening of listening to the World at One and then the Archers on the way to work. Didn't last long though, I couldn't work out who was related to who and I didn't really care.