Caption competition returns

[Baloo]

It’s been a while.

[insider]

That's a funny tinge

[Michael Morris]

Is it CTRL - ALT - DEL that allows me change my password?

[dandywarhol]

I'd get that looked at mate.
It's the same colour as your kit.

[Des Parrot]

Cheese & onion I think!

[The Hooded Claw]

Have you seen my iPhone?

[Bluebirdman Of Alcathays]

That's the worst salute I've seen since Wayne Hennessey.

[The Bloop]

I've told you before, the crown jewels are in the Tower of London and not in the Palace.

[jeepster]

Thats one hell of a swelling.

[bobh]

OK, Wilf - you got the free kick, you can come out now.

[IanD]

Centimetres or inches?

[Heisenberg]

You'll need more than VAR to clear that up.

[light up the darkness]

Is that where our next 3 points are coming from

[splott parker]

F*ck me if that’s a semi, what’s the final going to be like!!!!!!

[speedyblue]

Can I have my ball back please?

[bluemoon]

yeah its one of those pinocchio penis its all the rage... ask it a question

have you slept with my mrs...

[lostinnewforest]

It's not just your contract you want extending!

[Taunton Blue Genie]

I heard that you were having problems with high balls.....

[mazadona10]

With discharge like that no wonder you can't keep a clean sheet

[Baloo]

Well, tell the manager I can't be subbed at the moment.

[Heisenberg]

Mate, I've looked at it a hundred times - tell Theresa that it's not the best way to leave the EU.

[Harry Paget Flashman]

Why have you nick named them Organ & Morgan?