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Thread: That brunette on Alan partridges new show

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    That brunette on Alan partridges new show

    She looks a right sort

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    Re: That brunette on Alan partridges new show

    The saggiest, flabbiest old boilers have you drooling. You even greet those foul-mouthed 20-stone heavyweights who wobble their way onto Jeremy Kyle's stage with a zip-lowering salute. You really are the most awful fellow.

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    Re: That brunette on Alan partridges new show

    Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
    The saggiest, flabbiest old boilers have you drooling. You even greet those foul-mouthed 20-stone heavyweights who wobble their way onto Jeremy Kyle's stage with a zip-lowering salute. You really are the most awful fellow.
    I am building a heavyweight legal case against you if we are using queen's english

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    Re: That brunette on Alan partridges new show

    Fluck or clunt?

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    Re: That brunette on Alan partridges new show

    Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
    The saggiest, flabbiest old boilers have you drooling. You even greet those foul-mouthed 20-stone heavyweights who wobble their way onto Jeremy Kyle's stage with a zip-lowering salute. You really are the most awful fellow.
    You mean the ones with more kids than teeth?

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    Re: That brunette on Alan partridges new show

    Alan Partridge (aka Steve Coogan ) is dating Melanie Sykes ( Now, that is a sort ) & a woman who knows how to score


    She has laid on more balls than all the CCFC squad

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    Re: That brunette on Alan partridges new show

    Quote Originally Posted by Flyer46 View Post
    Alan Partridge (aka Steve Coogan ) is dating Melanie Sykes ( Now, that is a sort ) & a woman who knows how to score


    She has laid on more balls than all the CCFC squad
    Not that difficult given recent performances

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