Captain Clever racing in again with his tongue lolling out to show everyone how much of a clever boy he is.
I said "go to another league", meaning club football.
Messi's record, by the way:
Arsenal: 6 games 9 goals
Manchester City: 6 games 6 goals
Chelsea: 10 games 3 goals
Manchester United: 4 games 2 goals
Tottenham: 2 games 2 goals
Liverpool: 2 games 0 goals
Ronaldo is on 12 goals.