Sssssh ,don't upset the conspiracy theorists , you'll set them off , and they will end up all very frustrated and nasty , calling you a Tory ,or a Labour Lite Tory , Blairite, or a supporter of Trumpism or Israel, if you just happened to challenge the concept of other views , and not buy into the secret world that is allegedly controlling us .
Strangely, they all happen to reap the same rewards generated for those alleged evil systems , unless they are living in a far flung island , totally away from the reach of the evil capitalist world .