Football experiences you’re most ashamed/embarrassed about

[Divine Wright]

Mine -

Going to the Wretch

Cheering when Manure came back to win the champs league final against bayern.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Cheering on Aaron Gunarsson not realising that he was Julian Assange...

[binman]

Telling Pat Heard he was f ucking shit to his face whilst he warmed up at Halifax - not proud of that - even though he really was f ucking shit

Luckily Jeff Chandler was playing otherwise he would have suffered at the hands of one of my witty criticisms as well.

[Maccy Blue]

When Chris Kamara (not sure of spelling) asked me if I knew who he was. I said 'Lionel Ritchie?'. He didn't laugh. I did. Looking back I think I was a bit rude and mean. On Lionel of course.

[splott parker]

Carl Dale telling me that Premier division clubs were (at that time) interested in him & I replied “Who? Grange Quins? Bridgend St?”

[tomcat]

Waking through the park in Fulham and witnessing a group of city YOOF screaming obscenities at a few young mums with kids, we really have some horrible little t***s who travel away. .....

[Nobody's Rep]

Hooligan era of the 80s and people who wrote about it - stink of that era still follows us around

[uncle bob]

Playing Q. P. R in the cup and getting the whole of the Bob bank chanting Garry, Garry Thompson. Garry, Garry Thompson. As our player just missed a shot on goal, And he wasn't even on the pitch. He was a sub.

[Bluebirdman Of Alcathays]

Mine -

Going to the Wretch

Cheering when Manure came back to win the champs league final against bayern.

I went to the Vetch once for a friend's birthday and cheered Swansea's goals. I was 11 and blame a lack of guidance.

[Harry Monk]

Not being disappointed when we were relegated from the Premier League last time. Then again, I haven't learned, as whilst I'll be pleased if we stay up, I won't be disappointed if we go down again.

[Divine Wright]

I went to the Vetch once for a friend's birthday and cheered Swansea's goals. I was 11 and blame a lack of guidance.

That’s what I put it down to.

I even did a sit down protest against Dougie Sharpe.

.....at least that’s what I think it was.

#pootest

[life on mars]

My club loosing to Liverpool in the Carling Cup final.

[Lawnmower]

Losing to Merthyr & Barry in the Welsh Cup and beating up a lad in school who took the piss about it ( the Merthyr one)

Seeing a City fan punch a Northampton fan clean in the face in a pub before a game for no reason whatsoever except he was a Northampton .

[The Bloop]

Losing count of the number of kids at Burnley yesterday wearing Burberry scarves and Stone Island jumpers.

Possibly the next generation of authors.