The Things Mums Say!

[Tuerto]

I was in Tesco earlier and there were two kids giving their mother hell, poor woman trying to fill the trolley up, tired etc and the kids are having a pop at each over (Most of us have been there) By this time she'd had enough and she pointed towards the security bloke and said 'If you two don't stop, that man over there in the blue uniform will arrest you and put you in the Tesco cell, underneath the store' It seemed to work Got me thinking of my own mother pretending to call the Kids Home when my sister and i were kicking off when we were kids, we'd go ****ing hysterical! Poor Mothers, they don't half put up with some shit from kids! Did anyone else's Mum have a way of making you or your siblings behave?

[xsnaggle]

Wait till your father gets home.......................... That was more than enough!!!

[ken smith]

Wait till your father gets home.......................... That was more than enough!!!

My mum said that to me when I was 5. Been waiting 37 years for the prick to get back!

[B. Oddie]

Wait till your father gets home.......................... That was more than enough!!!

My mam used to say that. The last time she said it was in 1991.

He's still not home...

[splott parker]

Overheard my mother talking to one of her friends about me, “Price of football boots!!! And he’ll only have those La di dahs”

[Tuerto]

Overheard my mother talking to one of her friends about me, “Price of football boots!!! And he’ll only have those La di dahs”

Quality I can remember my mother arriving home with my first ever pair of football boots, they were a size one from Olivers, they'd managed to give me two 'right footed' boots, i can remember the old man trying to bend the toe of the shoe the opposite way in order to replicate a left boot Didn't work.

[cardiff55]

I told my two boys, when they assured me they cleaned their teeth before bed (they hadn't!) that the men in the lab can forensically test to see if the toothbrush had been used. They ran upstairs and cleaned their teeth immediately.

[ken smith]

I told my two boys, when they assured me they cleaned their teeth before bed (they hadn't!) that the men in the lab can forensically test to see if the toothbrush had been used. They ran upstairs and cleaned their teeth immediately.

Uncle Buck is a great film

[splott parker]

Quality I can remember my mother arriving home with my first ever pair of football boots, they were a size one from Olivers, they'd managed to give me two 'right footed' boots, i can remember the old man trying to bend the toe of the shoe the opposite way in order to replicate a left boot Didn't work.

Oliver’s Spot Kick👍

[Tuerto]

Oliver’s Spot Kick👍

Sizzlers from Primark-They'd make you run faster.

[StraightOuttaCanton]

What kids say.....

Was once in a queue at the checkout in Tesco. Woman with full conveyor of shopping. Little girl sat in the trolley seat....

“Mummy, Mummy!!!”

Why were you eating Daddy’s willy this morning

Woman walks straight out of store leaving shopping on the belt

20 years ago... still tell the story whenever opportunity presents

[splott parker]

What kids say.....

Was once in a queue at the checkout in Tesco. Woman with full conveyor of shopping. Little girl sat in the trolley seat....

“Mummy, Mummy!!!”

Why were you eating Daddy’s willy this morning

Woman walks straight out of store leaving shopping on the belt

20 years ago... still tell the story whenever opportunity presents

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[The Bloop]

If you don't eat all of your dinner then I'll warm it up in the morning and you can eat it for breakfast

Did that ever happen?

[BLUETIT]

If you don't eat all of your dinner then I'll warm it up in the morning and you can eat it for breakfast

Did that ever happen?

Every Monday, cracking fry up ������

[Taunton Blue Genie]

My nana used to say: "Don't pick your nose, have a biscuit".

[BlueArmy 86]

Wait till your father gets home.......................... That was more than enough!!!

This

[jeepster]

If you fall off there and break your leg dont come running to me.

[xsnaggle]

This

Thing was, hard as my father was, he never lifted a finger to any of us. Just him being 'mad' was enough. The house would be in total silence until we went to bed.

[bobh]

Thing was, hard as my father was, he never lifted a finger to any of us. Just him being 'mad' was enough. The house would be in total silence until we went to bed.

My dad always used to count slowly, but forcefully, to three.
But he never got past two.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

When a mother grabs her kid by the arm and tries to smack him while he tries to get away and forces her to rotate on the spot whilst flailing at him I sometimes wonder if kids circle in the opposite direction in the southern hemisphere...

[tomcat]

Interesting thread! My mother was a feisty woman considering she was 5ft and 7 stone soaking wet. She'd always intervene if she saw something that was going on in the street that she knew was wrong and generally did a great job of it. She was in Tescos in Albany Road one day when she was about 85 and witnessed a rough woman badly beating up her very small child. With no hesitation she grabbed the woman's hand and gave her a right dressing down and threatened to call social services and get the kids taken away frpm her. It worked, and after the woman left several people came up to her to congratulate her on her actions. She told them how they should all be ashamed of themselves for standing and just watching before letting an 85 year old sort it out, too bloody right mam

[Freitag 4.17]

I always wondered who the evil Dr Banardo was I'd be sent to live with.

[splott parker]

Wait till your father gets home.......................... That was more than enough!!!

Never in my house, my old man used to get in from work every night about 8ish saying he’d worked late, yeah right, he’d been in The New Dock Tavern since about 5. My mother was a bit of an old fashioned Irish stock Catholic matriarch, she was the disciplinarian, the old man liked a pint, the quiet life with the attitude of ‘You sort it out Mary’. Don’t think he ever raised his voice to me while my mother threatened me with the boiler stick on many an occasion 😂😂😂

[xsnaggle]

The dreaded boiler stick. I'd forgotten all about that! 😆😅🤣

[Blue Dwr]

I'll smack you so hard you won't sit down for a week.