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Thread: The Things Mums Say!

  1. #31

    Re: The Things Mums Say!

    Quote Originally Posted by xsnaggle View Post
    The dreaded boiler stick. I'd forgotten all about that! 😆😅🤣
    ‘‘Twas a formidable deterrent 😢

  2. #32

    Re: The Things Mums Say!

    Father never laid a finger on any of us, hardly ever raised his voice but you knew when he was pissed off, scared the living shite out of us. Likewise with my ole Bamp, the nicest and most calm man I’ve ever met but you knew if you annoyed him.

  3. #33

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    Quote Originally Posted by cardiff55 View Post
    I told my two boys, when they assured me they cleaned their teeth before bed (they hadn't!) that the men in the lab can forensically test to see if the toothbrush had been used. They ran upstairs and cleaned their teeth immediately.
    Uncle Buck is a great film

  4. #34

    Re: The Things Mums Say!

    Quote Originally Posted by xsnaggle View Post
    Wait till your father gets home.......................... That was more than enough!!!
    My mum said that to me when I was 5. Been waiting 37 years for the prick to get back!

  5. #35

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    Remember mum clouting me after i was accused by another mother of hurting her beloved. Totally innocent for a change but never got an apology when truth came out.
    Dad never laid a finger.

  6. #36

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    Why do mums take their kids to the supermarket to shout at them?

  7. #37

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobh View Post
    Why do mums take their kids to the supermarket to shout at them?
    Because the dads are at home wanting to watch footy on the box in peace and quiet.

  8. #38

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    I heard a woman shouting at her kids in the park the other day - I thought I mis-heard but she then repeated it. The girl was called Gucci and the boy Rayban - poor sods

  9. #39

    Re: The Things Mums Say!

    Quote Originally Posted by xsnaggle View Post
    Wait till your father gets home.......................... That was more than enough!!!
    My mam used to say that. The last time she said it was in 1991.

    He's still not home...

  10. #40

    Re: The Things Mums Say!

    Quote Originally Posted by bobh View Post
    Why do mums take their kids to the supermarket to shout at them?
    So football fans can start a thread on their message board.

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