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Thread: The Things Mums Say!

  1. #26

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    Interesting thread! My mother was a feisty woman considering she was 5ft and 7 stone soaking wet. She'd always intervene if she saw something that was going on in the street that she knew was wrong and generally did a great job of it. She was in Tescos in Albany Road one day when she was about 85 and witnessed a rough woman badly beating up her very small child. With no hesitation she grabbed the woman's hand and gave her a right dressing down and threatened to call social services and get the kids taken away frpm her. It worked, and after the woman left several people came up to her to congratulate her on her actions. She told them how they should all be ashamed of themselves for standing and just watching before letting an 85 year old sort it out, too bloody right mam

  2. #27

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bloop View Post
    If you don't eat all of your dinner then I'll warm it up in the morning and you can eat it for breakfast

    Did that ever happen?
    Every Monday, cracking fry up ������

  3. #28

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    My nana used to say: "Don't pick your nose, have a biscuit".

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    The dreaded boiler stick. I'd forgotten all about that! 😆😅🤣

  5. #30

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    I'll smack you so hard you won't sit down for a week.

  6. #31

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    Quote Originally Posted by xsnaggle View Post
    The dreaded boiler stick. I'd forgotten all about that! 😆😅🤣
    ‘‘Twas a formidable deterrent 😢

  7. #32

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    Father never laid a finger on any of us, hardly ever raised his voice but you knew when he was pissed off, scared the living shite out of us. Likewise with my ole Bamp, the nicest and most calm man I’ve ever met but you knew if you annoyed him.

  8. #33

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    Quote Originally Posted by cardiff55 View Post
    I told my two boys, when they assured me they cleaned their teeth before bed (they hadn't!) that the men in the lab can forensically test to see if the toothbrush had been used. They ran upstairs and cleaned their teeth immediately.
    Uncle Buck is a great film

  9. #34

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    Quote Originally Posted by xsnaggle View Post
    Wait till your father gets home.......................... That was more than enough!!!
    My mum said that to me when I was 5. Been waiting 37 years for the prick to get back!

  10. #35

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    Remember mum clouting me after i was accused by another mother of hurting her beloved. Totally innocent for a change but never got an apology when truth came out.
    Dad never laid a finger.

  11. #36

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    Why do mums take their kids to the supermarket to shout at them?

  12. #37

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobh View Post
    Why do mums take their kids to the supermarket to shout at them?
    Because the dads are at home wanting to watch footy on the box in peace and quiet.

  13. #38

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    I heard a woman shouting at her kids in the park the other day - I thought I mis-heard but she then repeated it. The girl was called Gucci and the boy Rayban - poor sods

  14. #39

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    Quote Originally Posted by xsnaggle View Post
    Wait till your father gets home.......................... That was more than enough!!!
    My mam used to say that. The last time she said it was in 1991.

    He's still not home...

  15. #40

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobh View Post
    Why do mums take their kids to the supermarket to shout at them?
    So football fans can start a thread on their message board.

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