Problem with Neighbour - Advice please

[insider]

Stick a brick through the window and nick all his cds.
It will be a good reason why the alarm keeps going off.
Keep doing it for a few months i guarantee the alarm will stop going off.

[Zowhore]

I’m going to invade this thread a little and ask for my own advice, a neighbour of ours guy in his 30s called my wife a stupid c**t for the way she parked yesterday while I was in work, I’ve banged the door 3 times to no avail, his car is in the street; he’s home.
She’s telling me to let it go, but my blood is still boiling..

[xsnaggle]

Does his car alarm work? You could test it!!

[Taunton Blue Genie]

I’m going to invade this thread a little and ask for my own advice, a neighbour of ours guy in his 30s called my wife a stupid c**t for the way she parked yesterday while I was in work, I’ve banged the door 3 times to no avail, his car is in the street; he’s home.
She’s telling me to let it go, but my blood is still boiling..

This is a more difficult one. Using that epithet to your wife just isn't on - and it's understandable that you want to collar him. You could be artful and drop a message through the door saying that he would be better off agreeing to see you a.s.a.p. because you will catch up with him eventually and the matter won't go away. If he takes the coward's route and ignores your message he will pay for it with constant worry whilst skulking in and out of his house every day and will still get his come-uppance in due course as well. Sometimes the slow-burner method can have its pleasures too.

[insider]

Put a brick through his car window and nick all his cd's
I guarantee he wont be a **** again

[jeepster]

Cordless drill 1/8 drill bit 4 tyre's easy

[lazbian]

push sh1t through his letterbox.

[Philo2]

I’m going to invade this thread a little and ask for my own advice, a neighbour of ours guy in his 30s called my wife a stupid c**t for the way she parked yesterday while I was in work, I’ve banged the door 3 times to no avail, his car is in the street; he’s home.
She’s telling me to let it go, but my blood is still boiling..

Not saying that his language is acceptable but how did she park? If it looked more like she had crashed then perhaps you should cut your loses and let it go.

if you have a major altercation with a neighbour I believe you have to declare it when selling house - http://www.problemneighbours.co.uk/w...n-selling.html

[El Gwapo]

Its true that the env health have to witness the issue personally. They have to prove a statutory nuisance and will have to back that up in court. To do that it must be in their own professional opinion that it is a bad enough problem, not from another party. Frustrating I know but thats the law

[B. Oddie]

Put a brick through his car window and nick all his cd's
I guarantee he wont be a **** again

CDs? Alright Granddad?

[surge]

https://www.citizensadvice.org.uk/wa...here-you-live/

[xsnaggle]

CDs? Alright Granddad?

he keeps all his tunes on them.

[splott parker]

push sh1t through his letterbox.

Tried that, very difficult to align your arse!

[xsnaggle]

Specially if its one of those vertical ones high up on the door!!!! Need a step ladder.

[Feedback]

You're right i don't like the reply (but thanks anyway) mainly because if we all have ear plugs in we won't be able to hear a possible intruder. I'm not looking for it to get nasty but i will stand up for what I believe is right whether i'm a Newbie or not.

If you want to hear an intruder you should buy an alarm.

[Feedback]

I’m going to invade this thread a little and ask for my own advice, a neighbour of ours guy in his 30s called my wife a stupid c**t for the way she parked yesterday while I was in work, I’ve banged the door 3 times to no avail, his car is in the street; he’s home.
She’s telling me to let it go, but my blood is still boiling..

Did your wife park like a ****?

[Feedback]

Tried that, very difficult to align your arse!

New meaning to postman and letterbox