Should Spurs and Arsenal merge?

[Taunton Blue Genie]

We need names.

West Ham / Millwall = Whamwall

Aston Villa / Birmingham = Aston Billa

Man City / United = Manchester Truly United

Celtic / Rangers = Glasgow Disunited

Swansea / Cardiff = Taffs of The South

Stoke / Port Vale = Potteries FC

Derby / Forest = Clough United

Sheff Wed / United = Sheffield Wedded

Liverpool / Everton = Scouse City

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[cardiff55]

West Ham / Millwall = Friends Reunited

Aston Villa / Birmingham = Birmingham United

Man City / United = Wetherfield

Celtic / Rangers = Glasgow Rovers

Swansea / Cardiff = Wales

Stoke / Port Vale = Pottery Palace

Derby / Forest = Sherwood County

Sheff Wed / United = Sheffield Steelers(?)

Liverpool / Everton = Liverpool

[ToTaL ITK]

West Ham / Millwall = EastEnders United

Aston Villa / Birmingham = Astonming Villa

Man City / United = Manchester rovers

Celtic / Rangers = Celts of Scotland

Swansea / Cardiff = Swandiff town or Carsea hotspurs

Stoke / Port Vale = Stove Fc

Derby / Forest = why

Sheff Wed / United = the Sheffields

Liverpool / Everton = scouse tantrum fc

[splott parker]

Spurs & Arsenal could raise a few eyebrows as HotArse.

[Forest Green Bluebird]

Millwall aren't East London though - they're sarf London.
Perhaps they should merge with Crystal Palace ? Or Charlton?
West Ham could merge with Leyton Orient.

I stand corrected. Thought they were close rivals. Not that they've played each other much.

Remember going to Charlton one year and someone said we were in 'Millwall country'.

[Forest Green Bluebird]

West Ham / Millwall = EastEnders United

Aston Villa / Birmingham = Astonming Villa

Man City / United = Manchester rovers

Celtic / Rangers = Celts of Scotland

Swansea / Cardiff = Swandiff town or Carsea hotspurs

Stoke / Port Vale = Stove Fc

Derby / Forest = why

Sheff Wed / United = the Sheffields

Liverpool / Everton = scouse tantrum fc

East Midlands rivals & Brian Clough?

[Forest Green Bluebird]

They were originally. They moved from a place called Millwall on The Isle of Dogs to the other side of the river.

Thank you Harry. Cold Blow Lane was proper East End.

[life on mars]

Reading the OP again ... its an imaginary situation.

Maybe a bit of fun trying to find team names?

NYC blue & yourself appear to be taking it seriously!

,oops ,sorry ,I was very grumpy that day , coming of the back of the Liverpool victory depression.