See one every morning with a bird or a field mouse in its mouth. Last week feathers all over the street.
Horrible little ****s.
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See one every morning with a bird or a field mouse in its mouth. Last week feathers all over the street.
Horrible little ****s.
I actually saw one using a zebra crossing on the weekend. Cars had actually stopped for it!! I was in hysterics.
An intelligent animal but the hunting gene within them just dosn't switch off despite being fed and cared for by their owners.
They don't even eat their kill, just play with it and leave the guts all over the kitchen floor.
What i also find mind boggling is everyone bemoans dogs (and people walking their dogs) when they shit all over the pavement and public parks - yet cats are free to roam as they please shitting and spraying their piss all over peoples gardens and no one bats an eyelid.
Seconded.
Incidentally, I worked in a pet shop many decades ago, I had to feed the cat, which came in holding a mouse.
When I put the food down, it seemed to ponder a moment...
then...
crunch, crunch
the mouse was gone
and it continued to eat its 'normal' food as if nothing else had happened.
I was having a piss in a lane the other day and whilst in mid-piss, someone came out of their garage halfway down the lane.
I don't know if he was trying a get a glimpse of my John Thomas or was looking on disgusted. Either way, I thought to myself "No-one would afford this attention to a dog", before shaking off the last few drops in haste.
The vast majority of cats catch bugger all wildlife, only a few are prolific hunters.
They do like to sneak into other cats catflaps though and steal food quite a lot, despite the likely fight that would occur if caught.
Cats lifestyle is to sleep all day, but spend the nights fighting, ****ing, stealing, hunting and killing, like some kind of cliché Hollywood representation of a highwayman or bandit.
Dogs on the other hand live the lifestyle of a toddler. Tucked up safely in bed all night, get taken to the toilet several times a day and if they're picky get to go for a play in the park.
Last Friday, two female friends were having a glass of wine with me in the garden on what was a beautiful sunny afternoon. One of the ladies, a keen ornithologist, was thrilled at the site of what she described as a rare goldcrest on my neighbour's tree and right next to my fence. Suddenly, there's a flash of fur as a neighbour's cat, a cute female tabby that spends a lot of time with me, leaps up, snatches the bird, climbs over the fence and eats it on the lawn in front of us. My friend, a cat lover herself, got over the initial shock (or so I thought) and settled down a bit before spending a couple of hours laughing and joking. However, when I called her the following day she actually cried when she got home. She is a very sensitive lady but it has to be said that even the little tabby I am very fond of kills wildlife on an alarming scale. Rarely does a day go by when she doesn't leave a corpse of a mouse or a bird on my back step and she doesn't officially live here!
Where I live professional dog walkers bring in vans full of dogs, walk them on the old railway line, now a public footpath, and then b****r off after they've crapped everywhere.
I think people are either pro cat or pro dog.
‘Mobile Shit Machines’ is the best way to describe dogs & cats. Don’t get me started on horses, the rhubarb’s about 12 feet high over Rover Way allotments!!!!!!! Police horses & their riders aren’t too particular down the City either, steer well clear if that effing tail is lifting!!!
I saw a mouse!
(Where?)
There on the stair!
(Where on the stair?)
Right there!
A little mouse with clogs on
Well I declare!
Going clip-clippety-clop on the stair
Oh yeah!
cat ate it :P
I work in Chelsea in New York, the people who live there employ dog walkers. It's not unusual for me to walk down walk one block of 23rd Street and see over 10 dogs taking a shit. Right in the middle of the sidewalk, during the morning rush hour and everyone thinks they're cool as **** because they pick it up in a little green bag. Those bags frequently get dumped at the base of a tree by the way.