Boris is human just bagged a load of man votes

[Eric Cartman]

"But Boris was calm, and he was trying to cool things down. His partner was probably stressed out after hearing a few hours earlier that her rapist had just admitted drugging and raping 4 more girls."

"nobody actually knows what happened, which is what I have been saying all along."

"I knew you would be along to offer Bob support in his quest to declare John Worboys innocent."

"Not accusing anybody of defending anyone"

Oh dear