It will only need 582 over 75s to risk freezing their knackers off after they've coughed £154.50 each for a BBC Licence to cover his well deserved £90K pay rise.

A good proportion of those will die prematurely from hypothermia which will save the government loadsa money in benefit payments. It would only be right and proper for our Jase to share in those savings by way of a bonus. Perhaps him pocketing £2K per death would be fair and reasonable.