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[Hot Shot Hamish.]

I've just come back from a week in Majorca. (Pleased to say I didn't spot a certain message board owner over there!)

Me and my missus were as usual sat in a bar the one evening. There was a bloke with his missus on the next table, and for the best part of an hour he didn't say a word to her as he played something like Candy Crush on his phone the whole time.

I think we all have times on holiday when you've run out of things to say to the other half, but once I pointed it out to my old dear, she seemed quite happy with my couple of words every ten minutes or so.

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I've just come back from a week in Majorca. (Pleased to say I didn't spot a certain message board owner over there!)

Me and my missus were as usual sat in a bar the one evening. There was a bloke with his missus on the next table, and for the best part of an hour he didn't say a word to her as he played something like Candy Crush on his phone the whole time.

I think we all have times on holiday when you've run out of things to say to the other half, but once I pointed it out to my old dear, she seemed quite happy with my couple of words every ten minutes or so.

"call the waiter for some more beer love."