You may joke but I do remember reading this.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/metro...jac-75008/amp/
+ Visit Cardiff FC for Latest News, Transfer Gossip, Fixtures and Match Results |
A woman I work with locked me in her basement for two months and used me as her sex slave.
One day I noticed she forgot to lock the door and I thought, "Great, this is my chance!"
So I ran up the stairs and grabbed the phone.
Half hour later the pizza arrived, and I went back down to the basement.
You may joke but I do remember reading this.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/metro...jac-75008/amp/
Hairdressers are wild in my experience