Careful, because that nutter used to work as a filing clerk at DEFRA and he knows everyone with farms. He can start phoning farmers up in different parts of the country asking whether anyone knows a farmer called Mr LifeonMars.
He doesn't work there any more of course because he was using the office records to stalk people on message boards.
If he did start phoning farmers up asking about their neighbours I wonder how many times a day he'd be told to **** off.
On a serious note, Geest was based in the same place as Mrs Steve R rather than Cardiff, but that was many years ago.