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    Bee joke 2

    My uncle went in a shop to buy a dozen bees for his hive, when he got home he counted them up and there were 13.
    Being an honest man he rang the shop keeper up to tell him .
    The shop keeper said "It's fine I added one extra, it's a freebee."

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    Someone listened to athletico mince this week!

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    Man goes into a cake shop.
    "can I have a wasp, please?"
    "We don't sell wasps."
    "But you've got some in the window!"

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    It's taken years to come up with a sequel bob but it's a good one.

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    A football team of earwigs each carry a letter on their backs, earwig A, earwig B etc etc. During the match the earwig with the letter O on his back comes of the bench and the crowd can clearly be heard chanting earwig O earwig O earwig O.

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    I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, "How did you get in here“

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    Got stung by a wasp in Glastonbarry. I wasn't laughing then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by light up the darkness View Post
    I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, "How did you get in here“
    Ha,ha, I love it

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    Took me a while

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    What's Mr T's favourite yoghurt? A PETIT FILOUS

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    Quote Originally Posted by delmbox View Post
    What's Mr T's favourite yoghurt? A PETIT FILOUS
    That's bad! My kind of joke.

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    A woman came up to me when I was sat outside a cafe reading yesterday and said "have you read marx"

    I said yes I've been sitting in this wicker chair too long.

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    Don't know any bee jokes.

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    My New Years resolution is to stop using spray on deodorant.
    Roll on next year.

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    Q: What sort of bees make milk?

    A: Boo-bees!

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    In the school pantomime I once starred as the back end of a wasp.

    I thought I was the bees knees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacAdder View Post
    In the school pantomime I once starred as the back end of a wasp.

    I thought I was the bees knees.

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    My son came home from school and said, “My teacher gave me a B for my biology practical.” I said, “That’s good.” He said, “Not really. Everyone else got a frog to cut up"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    Don't know any bee jokes.
    We must be looking at 90's/very early 00's when you first posted that?

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