Reply With QuoteHow did you manage to spell "alcoholic" wrong four times..?
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Little Johnny was sitting at his desk in school in Swansea, wearing a Cardiff top.
His Swansea-supporting teacher asked him
"Johnny, why are you wearing a Cardiff top in Swansea when all your classmates are wearing Swansea tops?"
"Well", said Johnny,
"My Dad is a Cardiff supporter, my Mam is a Cardiff supporter, my big brother is a Cardiff supporter, so I am a Cardiff supporter!"
The teacher retorted,
"Well ,if your Dad is an alcholic, your Mam is an alcholic, and your big brother is an alcholic, would you be an alcholic?"
"No. I'd be a Swansea supporter!"
How did you manage to spell "alcoholic" wrong four times..?
Suppose it’s something that he used the same spelling 4 times.Originally Posted by Splott-light...
I’ve seen people use different spellings for the same word in a txt message.
Ahhh that's my favourite
Pissed?
tell another one
I heard earlier today that Heinz have ceased trading...
...apparently they've gone into adminestrone
FFS! You’ll have Uncle Bob all over this thread soon!
Bugger!
didn't check when I copied and pasted.
Well done old bean
I played the rear end of an insect once in the school play. The teacher reckoned I was the bees knees.
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