Charlotte Church is looking mighty fine

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

There's rumours doing the rounds Sludgey that you boffed BOTH Charlotte AND her mother on separate nights, in your lady killing days, whilst dressed as a synth pop loving New Romantic! Any truth in these scandalous rumours?

I was dressed as Marc almond

[Mr Soul '68]

I was dressed as Marc almond

LOL Sludge, at least you weren't looking like that geezer out of A Flock of Seagulls!

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

LOL Sludge, at least you weren't looking like that geezer out of A Flock of Seagulls!

What a **** he was

And that Phil Oakley from that human League lot

[Taunton Blue Genie]

I was dressed as Marc almond

Well we all know you're a nut.