Playing out from the back

[Eric the Half a Bee]

a great example of the modern game

Great example from Bournemouth on drawing the press and then beating it. Superb understanding of how their positioning and ball movement manipulate the opposition, combined with the ability and composure to play off of 1 or 2 touches under pressure ���� pic.twitter.com/h1XlYgPQ9s

— Lee Hurrell (@LHfutebol) September 18, 2019

What a load of bollocks. Where's the 50-50 challenges, the misplaced passes and the last gasp tackles to win the ball back for the keeper to launch forward, taking out half a dozen seagulls as it gets close to exiting the earth's atmosphere?

This isn't football. I'd rather watch a schoolyard game of kick and rush.