Quote Originally Posted by RonnieBird View Post
Woody Guthrie's Classic " if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our club" which was completely ruined when it was hijacked by Cadburys for their bar of the same name.
Also , Ella Fitzgerald's dance anthem, " keep that snake on track" , used by a carpet freshening product.
Or the preferred "if you like a lot of fighting at your football join our club"