Now I have no dispute with anyone who decides they desperately need to obtain a new football by keeping one that goes into the crowd at a game (except if it wastes time when we're desperately chasing a game).

But who the fcuk thought it was a good idea to do that, and then throw the ball back onto the pitch a few minutes later when we were attacking? The extra ball was rolling around in the Boro 18yd box.

What would have happened if we'd scored when there were two balls on the pitch?

I believe the ref can stop the game if there are two balls on the field of play.

Dick heads.