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Thread: Norman the carpet

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    Norman the carpet

    He's always let people walk all over him

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    Are we all going to pile in on this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malckent View Post
    Are we all going to pile in on this thread.
    No, MM will sweep it up, up and away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NottinghamBlue View Post
    No, MM will sweep it up, up and away.
    yeah then this thread will be bare.

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    This thread is Wilton already

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    Quote Originally Posted by NottinghamBlue View Post
    No, MM will sweep it up, up and away.
    Odds of that happening currently 3/1

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    Re: Norman the carpet

    Badly laid plan if you ask me!

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    Before China opened up has it has done in the last twenty five years I decided to take two mates to Hong Kong and get into China on a migrant workers' night boat (fitted out with hundreds of bunks in one communal space) up the Pearl River and up to Guangzhou (Canton). There were no tourists on it and we didn't come across any tourists in the five days we spend in China. We purchased all the beer on board and watched the night go by from up on the deck. It was all very spooky and we kept our fingers crossed that our visas wouldn't be questioned - we were all cartographers with the Ministry of Defence but we obfuscated the name of our employer on the visa application and changed our job titles from 'Mapping and Charting Officer' to 'Matting and Carpeting Officers'.

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    I know a painter who used to roll out of his bed with his Mrs when they were doing some damage as he always preferred a Matt finish!

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    No we're on a roll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enoch Mort View Post
    This thread is Wilton already
    It'll soon Dyson

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    norm..don't be a carpet

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    Quote Originally Posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View Post
    norm..don't be a carpet
    Oh little flo I love you so , especially in your nighty

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    there was an ant...sucking..

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    This should be on the Boris Johnson thread.........Axminister (sic)

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    Re: Norman the carpet

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Oh little flo I love you so , especially in your nighty
    But when the moonlight flits across your tits..................

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    Quote Originally Posted by xsnaggle View Post
    But when the moonlight flits across your tits..................
    Oh Jesus Christ almighty !

    Everything gives me the horn

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    Re: Norman the carpet

    kenneth kendall ?

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    prick in the hands of Pinter

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