My celebrity MasterChef signature dish

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

Extra large doner kebab

Chilli sauce

Side portion of chips

Mars bar


Have it

[Organ Morgan.]

You'll never change. You've always been a salad dodger and will remain one. I have it on excellent authority you had two schoolboy nicknames, Jumbo and Wobbly Chops.

The stuff you neck is slow poison: heart attack grub. Nibble instead on crispy lettuce and plump tomatoes.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

You'll never change. You've always been a salad dodger and will remain one. I have it on excellent authority you had two schoolboy nicknames, Jumbo and Wobbly Chops.

The stuff you neck is slow poison: heart attack grub. Nibble instead on crispy lettuce and plump tomatoes.

You can't beat a good doner sunshine

[Eric the Half a Bee]

You'll never change. You've always been a salad dodger and will remain one. I have it on excellent authority you had two schoolboy nicknames, Jumbo and Wobbly Chops.

The stuff you neck is slow poison: heart attack grub. Nibble instead on crispy lettuce and plump tomatoes.

Surely a good kebab is just a meat salad with sauce?

[ToTaL ITK]

Surely a good kebab is just a meat salad with sauce?

correct...salad with highly dubious meat
áte one in the 80's puked it up and never touched one since