Things you'd introduce into football......

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Passing

[Gofer Blue]

Sin bin for diving or a "professional, take-it-for-the-team" tackle.

[cardiff55]

No managers over 70.

[life on mars]

5 minutes on the touchline anyone feigning an injury to stop a game , we can call it recovery time .

Specifically if someone rolls around injured , then within minutes is off running or taking a free kick ,your either hurt or not ,once you hig the deck recover time kicks in.

[NYCBlue]

Red card for a dive in the opposition area.

[Bobby Dandruff]

No yellow cards for diving. Instead the opposing side get a free foul on that player with no comeback.

Get rid of VAR but no need to make anyone redundant. Instead give the VAR twat a remote control which issues a non lethal but still uncomfortable electric shock to any player talking back to the referee.

Managers have a similar tool and can deploy it against their own players in the event of a corner/free kick that doesn't clear the first man.

Power penalties. The defending Side can elect to blindfold the penalty taker but if he scores, his side automatically win the game

US style salary capping

Monkeys riding dogs for half time entertainment

The two electric shock ideas are excellent and surely could be implemented with some ease 🤔😂

[Lawnmower]

Sin bins for faking, timewasting, diving and choosing at the ref.
Allow only the captain to talk to the ref and anyone who even goes near him to be instantly booked and sin binned.

Stricter refereeing at corners and no penalties for ‘contact’, only for actual fouls.

Stop the clock at throw ins, goal kicks, injures etc.. can perhaps reduce the game to 35/40 minutes per half


Set prices for away fans at all clubs.

All clubs to give a minimum of 2500 away tickets even if their ground is tiny.


On the wilder front only allow players to play for their local side.

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Have a small cage outside the ground where 50 fans from each side can fight it out with the winning team getting the choice of ends and kick off.

Should cure hooliganism and dispense with the random ‘coin toss’

[MOZZER2]

stop extra time being played and cutting the game down to 40 minutes each half . use a stop clock when the ball goes out of play

[Banc Blue]

If you’re fouled by a player and you need treatment from the physio you need to go off the pitch until the ref calls you back on. The player that’s fouled you should go off too. Then you both go back on the pitch pitch when you’re called back on by the ref.

[bobh]

If VAR (or its better replacement) shows that a player has dived, then the incident should be displayed on the big screen for all to see.
The offending player is then required to walk around the pitch 3 times wearing a sandwich board which reads "I am a cheat".

[delmbox]

Introduce the penalty format that they used to use in the MLS where it's a one on one from the halfway line

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRITqS6WEn0

[Rjk]

£10 tickets for away fans (more away fans usually makes for a better atmosphere)

Have 2 VAR challenges per side per game only that the captain has to implement.