Never trust a jack

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When I was five my deeply missed old man took us all on a family holiday to jacksville , the mumbles to be precise

As soon as we got there he told me in later years it went wrong

We arrived on the Friday night in the pissing rain and the rented caravan was leaking and cold

The next day was sunny and he took me fishing on mumbles pier

Then things started to go horribly wrong .......

On the way back from the pier to the caravan he stopped off to buy some Swansea bay cockles from a shop

That evening he started throwing up violently for three days

It spoilt the weeks holiday

Bloody jacks

[Tuerto]

When I was five my deeply missed old man took us all on a family holiday to jacksville , the mumbles to be precise

As soon as we got there he told me in later years it went wrong

We arrived on the Friday night in the pissing rain and the rented caravan was leaking and cold

The next day was sunny and he took me fishing on mumbles pier

Then things started to go horribly wrong .......

On the way back from the pier to the caravan he stopped off to buy some Swansea bay cockles from a shop

That evening he started throwing up violently for three days

It spoilt the weeks holiday

Bloody jacks

Even their cockles hate us.

[splott parker]

Even their cockles hate us.

Bastards outmusselled us the other week as well

[Tuerto]

Bastards outmusselled us the other week as well

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if their ****ing sea food hated us, such is the bitterness towards us down there. Backward racist shithole of a place. There was one idiot on here taunting us because we haven't got a beach! I mean c'mon, using geography as a tool to goad your rivals...

[Baloo]

There was one idiot on here taunting us because we haven't got a beach!

Splott’s best kept secret. Next!

[splott parker]

Splott’s best kept secret. Next!

Life saving equipment as well, what more do you want eh?

[Baloo]

Life saving equipment as well, what more do you want eh?

[Eric the Half a Bee]

When I was five my deeply missed old man took us all on a family holiday to jacksville , the mumbles to be precise

As soon as we got there he told me in later years it went wrong

We arrived on the Friday night in the pissing rain and the rented caravan was leaking and cold

The next day was sunny and he took me fishing on mumbles pier

Then things started to go horribly wrong .......

On the way back from the pier to the caravan he stopped off to buy some Swansea bay cockles from a shop

That evening he started throwing up violently for three days

It spoilt the weeks holiday

Bloody jacks

I had the shits from some cockles from Swansea market about 4 years ago.

[Maxim]

When I was five my deeply missed old man took us all on a family holiday to jacksville , the mumbles to be precise

As soon as we got there he told me in later years it went wrong

We arrived on the Friday night in the pissing rain and the rented caravan was leaking and cold

The next day was sunny and he took me fishing on mumbles pier

Then things started to go horribly wrong .......

On the way back from the pier to the caravan he stopped off to buy some Swansea bay cockles from a shop

That evening he started throwing up violently for three days

It spoilt the weeks holiday

Bloody jacks

Did you enjoy the other 4 days ?

[jeepster]

Did you enjoy the other 4 days ?

[ToTaL ITK]

I've never had any problems there tbh,,but then again i sound english so they treat me with respect .

[Paul0453]

Cockles sold in Swansea haven't been from local sources for many years.

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Cockles sold in Swansea haven't been from local sources for many years.

This was in 1971

[Maxim]

This was in 1971

The cockles would have been from Penclawdd.

[light up the darkness]

Go to the back of the marl in grangetown where Bowles dredging used to be. Like St Tropez on a sunny day.

[J R Hartley]

The cockles would have been from Penclawdd.

Lightly battered in Tony Romas. A bit of salt & vinegar. lovely job.

[Maxim]

Lightly battered in Tony Romas. A bit of salt & vinegar. lovely job.

The chippy in Penclawdd sell battered cockles.

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The chippy in Penclawdd sell battered cockles.

Is that chippy near the old vetch still open ? Macaris?

[Maxim]

Is that chippy near the old vetch still open ? Macaris?

I think the Macaris brothers have retired i not been down that way for years.

[Harry Lime]

Always liked Dick Bartons on the way to Mumbles. Wonder if that is still around? Big chunky chips

[waynekerr55]

When I was five my deeply missed old man took us all on a family holiday to jacksville , the mumbles to be precise

As soon as we got there he told me in later years it went wrong

We arrived on the Friday night in the pissing rain and the rented caravan was leaking and cold

The next day was sunny and he took me fishing on mumbles pier

Then things started to go horribly wrong .......

On the way back from the pier to the caravan he stopped off to buy some Swansea bay cockles from a shop

That evening he started throwing up violently for three days

It spoilt the weeks holiday

Bloody jacks

You are a big, posh sod with plums in your mouth. And the plums have mutated and now they have beaks

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You are a big, posh sod with plums in your mouth. And the plums have mutated and now they have beaks

Lynne these are sex people !!

[J R Hartley]

The chippy in Penclawdd sell battered cockles.

Yes, thats the one I was reffering too. One of my uncles had a caravan in Llanrhidian and I used to use it a fair bit. That chippy is top notch.

[J R Hartley]

Lynne these are sex people !!