Maybe this is why I am such a failure with the women but I hate it

Dressing up posh , listening to poncey piped classical music whilst waiting for some overpriced three course meal to arrive

Sod that , give me a pub grub type meal or a beefeater steak house or a good curry or better still a Chinese takeaway in front of the telly

Pretentious nonsense but it seems women like to be wined and dinef

Well not by me , egg fried rice , noodles , spring rolls and sweet and sour pork followed by a good old chat about politics and the most influential heavy rock albums of the last thirty years

What modern woman could resist that ?