Quote Originally Posted by Organ Morgan. View Post
It's safe to conclude the OP has yet to lay eyes on any TV weather woman he wouldn't want to bonk.

He spends an enormous amount of his free time sat in an armchair a foot away from the box with the remote control in one hand and you can guess what's in the other.

He was flattered rather than insulted every time I've called him an onanist because he mistakenly believed it means a musician of some description.

Shag him and get it over with OM ffs.