Help with Bluebird-“12 days of Christmas” song...

[William Treseder]

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
12 Of Sludges victims
11 useless players
10 sideways passes
9 Bluetit hangovers
8 legs on a TLG spider
7 Pellets in Splott Dai’s ring piece
6 fingers on a Jack
5 Wales Bales accounts
4 hairs on Mikes Morrises head
3 Jurset brain cells
2 disastrous premiership seasons
and a Gunnerson throw in in a pear tree.

[BLUETIT]

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
12 Of Sludges victims
11 useless players
10 sideways passes
9 Bluetit hangovers
8 legs on a TLG spider
7 Pellets in Splott Dai’s ring piece
6 fingers on a Jack
5 Wales Bales accounts
4 hairs on Mikes Morrises head
3 Jurset brain cells
2 disastrous premiership seasons
and a Gunnerson throw in in a pear tree.

[jeepster]

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
12 Of Sludges victims
11 useless players
10 sideways passes
9 Bluetit hangovers
8 legs on a TLG spider
7 Pellets in Splott Dai’s ring piece
6 fingers on a Jack
5 Wales Bales accounts
4 hairs on Mikes Morrises head
3 Jurset brain cells
2 disastrous premiership seasons
and a Gunnerson throw in in a pear tree.

Best by a long shot

[Mr Soul '68]

On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
12 Of Sludges victims
11 useless players
10 sideways passes
9 Bluetit hangovers
8 legs on a TLG spider
7 Pellets in Splott Dai’s ring piece
6 fingers on a Jack
5 Wales Bales accounts
4 hairs on Mikes Morrises head
3 Jurset brain cells
2 disastrous premiership seasons
and a Gunnerson throw in in a pear tree.

Fantastic matey

May I suggest you come up with a few ditties for the Canton to sing, other than the usual dirge of anti jack and In-ger-lund crap, which are frankly soooo embarrassing. The time you have off over Xmas, please come up with a few decent chants/songs for them to belt out come the New year. I have complete faith in your skills, after reading that

[life on mars]

there's no point we will be so busy advising folk to sing about looking in the dustbin for something too eat

[jeepster]

The yogi bear song about a cheesy nob,camembert.

[BLUETIT]

there's no point we will be so busy advising folk to sing about looking in the dustbin for something too eat

That’s a bit behind the times, it’s “foodbin” these days

[tforturton]

Surely it's got to be "and an Etheridge in a pear tree"?
Partridge, Etheridge. Blimey, they almost sound the same....