Originally Posted by
Organ Morgan.
She's way out of your league, sunshine. No way would you successfully groom her with a crate of Newcastle Brown Ale.
Where were you earlier? The lights were on but no answer. Disappointed but not surprised to see that Vote Conservative poster in your window. Alun Cairns, as you know, is my MP too and is slimier than Alan B'stard, a fictional politician Rick Mayall used to play on TV. If there were a constituency called Twatshire then Cairns would be its ideal representative. He labelled Italians as 'greasy wops' some years ago and he's been mired in several other scandals since then. How on earth can you maintain he's a 'wonderful man'?
Has the 'I'm backing Boris' t-shirt you ordered off of eBay been delivered yet? I'll vomit over it if I catch you wearing that abomination.
I hope Everton beat and put five past Clippity's red scum later on.
PS Up yours!