Celery? Or carrots?
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I was just taking a dip in the swimming pool when the lifeguard shouted out..
"What have you got there?"
"Hummus", I replied.
I've been seeing a girl who loves to copy drawings, maps and designs by placing transparent paper over them.
Tracey.
Customer: How much is a toilet roll?
Venezuelan shopkeeper: 2,600,000 Bolivars.
Customer: I think I'll use the Bolivars.