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    Blokes Answering The Door In Undies

    I've taken to this habit, to stop cold callers ,religious and political canvassers returning.

    Especially if you have a bit of Italian juggling going on .

    Nothing better than romping around in one's undies.

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    Re: Blokes Answering The Door In Undies

    A few years ago I called at a house in Stroud which had a front door with a full length bubble-glass panel. Coming towards the door I saw what I thought was someone wearing one of those 'nude' aprons, as all I could make out was a head and shoulders, a top of some sort, and then an expanse of flesh colour almost down to the floor.

    A man in in 40's opened the door and the 'flesh colour' was actually his flesh. His stomach was so big it was dropping below his knees.

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    Re: Blokes Answering The Door In Undies

    Quote Originally Posted by A Quiet Monkfish View Post
    A few years ago I called at a house in Stroud which had a front door with a full length bubble-glass panel. Coming towards the door I saw what I thought was someone wearing one of those 'nude' aprons, as all I could make out was a head and shoulders, a top of some sort, and then an expanse of flesh colour almost down to the floor.

    A man in in 40's opened the door and the 'flesh colour' was actually his flesh. His stomach was so big it was dropping below his knees.
    Sorry about that , you surprised me

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    Re: Blokes Answering The Door In Undies

    Quote Originally Posted by A Quiet Monkfish View Post
    A few years ago I called at a house in Stroud which had a front door with a full length bubble-glass panel. Coming towards the door I saw what I thought was someone wearing one of those 'nude' aprons, as all I could make out was a head and shoulders, a top of some sort, and then an expanse of flesh colour almost down to the floor.

    A man in in 40's opened the door and the 'flesh colour' was actually his flesh. His stomach was so big it was dropping below his knees.
    Bloody hell 🏊*♂️

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    Re: Blokes Answering The Door In Undies

    My mate in school told me his aunty tucked her tits into her knickers.
    How he knew this i don't know.

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    Re: Blokes Answering The Door In Undies

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Sorry about that , you surprised me

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    Wouldn't have been me. I wouldn't have pants on.

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    Re: Blokes Answering The Door In Undies

    Quote Originally Posted by insider View Post
    My mate in school told me his aunty tucked her tits into her knickers.
    How he knew this i don't know.

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    Re: Blokes Answering The Door In Undies

    Quote Originally Posted by insider View Post
    My mate in school told me his aunty tucked her tits into her knickers.
    How he knew this i don't know.
    Pull the udder one...

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    Re: Blokes Answering The Door In Undies

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    Pull the udder one...
    😂😂

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    Re: Blokes Answering The Door In Undies

    Quote Originally Posted by insider View Post
    My mate in school told me his aunty tucked her tits into her knickers.
    How he knew this i don't know.
    F*ck me, top & bottom inside at the same time!!!!

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    Re: Blokes Answering The Door In Undies

    Quote Originally Posted by insider View Post
    My mate in school told me his aunty tucked her tits into her knickers.
    How he knew this i don't know.
    Scuff marks on her shoes?

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    Re: Blokes Answering The Door In Undies

    https://twitter.com/fesshole/status/...474279424?s=19

    Am reminded of this I saw recently

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    Re: Blokes Answering The Door In Undies

    Quote Originally Posted by insider View Post
    My mate in school told me his aunty tucked her tits into her knickers.
    How he knew this i don't know.
    Phwor! .... havenít got her number have you? 😉

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