Blokes Answering The Door In Undies

[life on mars]

I've taken to this habit, to stop cold callers ,religious and political canvassers returning.

Especially if you have a bit of Italian juggling going on .

Nothing better than romping around in one's undies.

[A Quiet Monkfish]

A few years ago I called at a house in Stroud which had a front door with a full length bubble-glass panel. Coming towards the door I saw what I thought was someone wearing one of those 'nude' aprons, as all I could make out was a head and shoulders, a top of some sort, and then an expanse of flesh colour almost down to the floor.

A man in in 40's opened the door and the 'flesh colour' was actually his flesh. His stomach was so big it was dropping below his knees.

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

A few years ago I called at a house in Stroud which had a front door with a full length bubble-glass panel. Coming towards the door I saw what I thought was someone wearing one of those 'nude' aprons, as all I could make out was a head and shoulders, a top of some sort, and then an expanse of flesh colour almost down to the floor.

A man in in 40's opened the door and the 'flesh colour' was actually his flesh. His stomach was so big it was dropping below his knees.

Sorry about that , you surprised me

[life on mars]

A few years ago I called at a house in Stroud which had a front door with a full length bubble-glass panel. Coming towards the door I saw what I thought was someone wearing one of those 'nude' aprons, as all I could make out was a head and shoulders, a top of some sort, and then an expanse of flesh colour almost down to the floor.

A man in in 40's opened the door and the 'flesh colour' was actually his flesh. His stomach was so big it was dropping below his knees.

Bloody hell 🏊*♂️

[insider]

My mate in school told me his aunty tucked her tits into her knickers.
How he knew this i don't know.

[Sloop_Jon_Bee]

Sorry about that , you surprised me

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Wouldn't have been me. I wouldn't have pants on.

[Llanishen_Blue]

My mate in school told me his aunty tucked her tits into her knickers.
How he knew this i don't know.

[Eric the Half a Bee]

My mate in school told me his aunty tucked her tits into her knickers.
How he knew this i don't know.

Pull the udder one...

[life on mars]

Pull the udder one...

😂😂

[splott parker]

My mate in school told me his aunty tucked her tits into her knickers.
How he knew this i don't know.

F*ck me, top & bottom inside at the same time!!!!

[Taunton Blue Genie]

My mate in school told me his aunty tucked her tits into her knickers.
How he knew this i don't know.

Scuff marks on her shoes?

[Rjk]

https://twitter.com/fesshole/status/...474279424?s=19

Am reminded of this I saw recently

[Fancydan]

My mate in school told me his aunty tucked her tits into her knickers.
How he knew this i don't know.

Phwor! .... haven’t got her number have you? 😉