Thinking of volunteering for The Samaritans

[SLUDGE FACTORY]

With three basic loopholes , no Jack callers , no religious types , no tories

[Henry Hill]

No chance of the third. Might struggle with the first one.

[NYCBlue]

Move to Scotland. You should be alright on at least two of them.

[Jimmy the Jock]

Move to Scotland. You should be alright on at least two of them.

😂

[Organ Morgan.]

Anyone with an iota of common sense knows why most people phone the Samaritans.

It's to have a natter during the commercials for Emmerdale, Corrie and other shite programming the masses view in their millions.

Few, if any, call them to be subjected to sordid remarks and the accompanying heavy breathing.

We must hope the organisation has a rigorous, rotter-proof method of filtering out unsuitable prospective volunteers.

[xsnaggle]

With three basic loopholes , no Jack callers , no religious types , no tories

Shirley there is no reason of late for tories to be calling the Samaritans.
But those of a different political persuasion might be at that low ebb. It would be understandable.
Of course there is always the risk they my be priestly jacks I suppose!!