Who was the last player to score a hat trick against us?

[Optimistic Nick]

Nor me. Worst game ever. That team would have done fine in the prem. We had a number of players in that side capable of scoring a hat trick

[Eric the Half a Bee]

Nor me. Worst game ever. That team would have done fine in the prem. We had a number of players in that side capable of scoring a hat trick

Except on the day. Once Kelvin Etuhu became our target man early on, we'd blown it. Etuhu wasn't a striker. Why he was given that role still mystifies me to this day.