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Thread: Did I tell you about squatter ?

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    Did I tell you about squatter ?

    Squatter madras ?

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    Re: Did I tell you about squatter ?

    nah! it's ok! keep it to yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Squatter madras ?
    If death would come to squatter, rather than the other way round..

  4. #4

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    He retains his dignity

  5. #5

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    Five years laters

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    Squatter had this remarkable quality ......stupidity

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    This ant which only had one leg and one eye was advancing towards squatter at an incredible rate , I think the animal was on drugs !

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    The ant these days is writing his memoirs, in the sunday telegraph......

    My concern for squatter is that one of these days hes going to let go of an enormous fart

  9. #9

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Rev Arthur Belling View Post
    He retains his dignity

    Yes

  10. #10

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacAdder View Post
    If death would come to squatter, rather than the other way round..
    Fecking kills me when Dudley comes in to finish that line

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    Re: Did I tell you about squatter ?

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Yes
    Good god !

  12. #12

    Re: Did I tell you about squatter ?

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Good god !
    That's a pretty bloody place to be

  13. #13

    Re: Did I tell you about squatter ?

    ..there was an ant..sucking..his left nipple

  14. #14

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    What a way to run a fackin ballroom!

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    Did I tell you what Antony Newley said to me?

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    Re: Did I tell you about squatter ?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Rev Arthur Belling View Post
    Did I tell you what Antony Newley said to me?
    No , no you didn't

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    Re: Did I tell you about squatter ?

    He said who are you? Which I think shows he's a very warm and genuine human being.

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    Re: Did I tell you about squatter ?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Rev Arthur Belling View Post
    Did I tell you what Antony Newley said to me?
    Quote Originally Posted by The Rev Arthur Belling View Post
    He said who are you? Which I think shows he's a very warm and genuine human being.
    Lord bradwell ....I didn't know he was a puff

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    Re: Did I tell you about squatter ?

    Oh look sir all the brasso is coming out

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    Re: Did I tell you about squatter ?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Rev Arthur Belling View Post
    Oh look sir all the brasso is coming out
    I was having a wank the other day

  21. #21

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    Clement Attlee?

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    Re: Did I tell you about squatter ?

    Quote Originally Posted by The Rev Arthur Belling View Post
    Clement Attlee?
    Biggest fecking sex symbol this countrys ever fecking produced

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    Re: Did I tell you about squatter ?

    you're guidebook doesn't half give me the horn

  24. #24

    Re: Did I tell you about squatter ?

    Quote Originally Posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View Post
    you're guidebook doesn't half give me the horn
    I get horny , especially on st paul

  25. #25

    Re: Did I tell you about squatter ?

    Oh little Flo I love you so....

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