...but it doesn't get to me (or anyone else), you're delusional if you think you have that effect. Your wind ups are either unoriginal or completely nonsensical.
When you think that I'm "biting" I'm literally trying to find out what you were trying to say... I honestly don't think it's your grammar... Sometimes I have to question whether you literally have no idea what you wanted to say and maybe you are bobbing for sentences and go with whatever comes out.
We're all chuckling, mate... It's just not with you.