Quote Originally Posted by Culver Blue View Post
The first trick of the day off is don't tell the missus before hand. Make it a very last minute thing as she'll HATE the fact of you being off whilst she's in work - a long list of jobs awaits otherwise.

Then its just a choice of which pubs to visit and where to have food. Get back by 5 tho' and get the tea on for her. Will avoid the hairdryer once she gets in.
No missus, I'm too much hard work 😂