I went for my annual health check. After all the tests I’m in the doctors consulting room and she’s going through the results and asked my “what is your angle when you urinate”

I looked at her blankly for a moment trying to work out what she meant

I said that I stand up straight usually but I sometimes lean forward with my hand on the wall for support and I demonstrated the lean I was referring to

She ran out of the office and came back with a male doctor who explained that the first doctor was trying to establish how powerful my stream was when I urinated and drew three options on some paper for me to select my stream strength.

First time I’ve ever been asked that.