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Thread: Any One Else Made A Dick Of Themselves With Their GP?

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    Any One Else Made A Dick Of Themselves With Their GP?

    ..... unnecessarily worrying myself shitless about something I didn't have a clue about! Google has a lot to answer for!!! I wouldn't blame my GP if she was laughing her head off lol

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    Re: Any One Else Made A Dick Of Themselves With Their GP?

    You blame google for you googling things and drawing conclusions?

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    Re: Any One Else Made A Dick Of Themselves With Their GP?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dorcus View Post
    ..... unnecessarily worrying myself shitless about something I didn't have a clue about! Google has a lot to answer for!!! I wouldn't blame my GP if she was laughing her head off lol
    Youíve put it somewhere you shouldnít have and because youíre scared youíve been staring at it and thought you seen crabs? Itís quite common, ask sludge

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    Yes quite right it's not Google's fault I'm a hypochondriac

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    If you are a worrying type then it’s better not to google symptoms. Your mind will flick to the worst case scenario and by the time you crash out you will probably have convinced yourself you have bowel cancer or something. Being in limbo, not knowing what’s wrong with you is by far the worst situ. Most aches and pains or lumps and bumps disappear in there own, as a general rule if you still have them after 6-8 weeks go and get it sorted.

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    Re: Any One Else Made A Dick Of Themselves With Their GP?

    I went in to my GP's and said I had Corona virus. They weren't impressed!

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    Not quite with a GP, but a sonographer. When my boy was in the womb, we went for a scan. The guy asked us if we wanted to know what sex the baby was going to be, so we said we did. He said he was a boy and, as he no doubt said to everyone else, "he won't be afraid to be naked in the showers". I was looking at him measuring something on the screen and asked the bloke "that seems quite big, are they usually that well developed?" to which his reply was that he was measuring his femur!!

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    Re: Any One Else Made A Dick Of Themselves With Their GP?

    I was a large baby , 12 pounds

    My mother has never recovered

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    Re: Any One Else Made A Dick Of Themselves With Their GP?

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I was a large baby , 12 pounds

    My mother has never recovered
    8 pounds after the circumcision.

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    Re: Any One Else Made A Dick Of Themselves With Their GP?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dorcus View Post
    ..... unnecessarily worrying myself shitless about something I didn't have a clue about! Google has a lot to answer for!!! I wouldn't blame my GP if she was laughing her head off lol
    Cold water will cause shrinkage, it's nothing to worry about and i'm sure she's seen larger

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    Re: Any One Else Made A Dick Of Themselves With Their GP?

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    8 pounds after the circumcision.
    Still too ecpensive.

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    Re: Any One Else Made A Dick Of Themselves With Their GP?

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I was a large baby , 12 pounds

    My mother has never recovered
    12 pounds!!! That’s stretching it a bit!!!!

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    Re: Any One Else Made A Dick Of Themselves With Their GP?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bald Barry Bastad View Post
    I went in to my GP's and said I had Corona virus. They weren't impressed!
    Is that having flu like symptoms after drinking a crate full

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    Re: Any One Else Made A Dick Of Themselves With Their GP?

    I went for my annual health check. After all the tests I’m in the doctors consulting room and she’s going through the results and asked my “what is your angle when you urinate”

    I looked at her blankly for a moment trying to work out what she meant

    I said that I stand up straight usually but I sometimes lean forward with my hand on the wall for support and I demonstrated the lean I was referring to

    She ran out of the office and came back with a male doctor who explained that the first doctor was trying to establish how powerful my stream was when I urinated and drew three options on some paper for me to select my stream strength.

    First time I’ve ever been asked that.

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    Re: Any One Else Made A Dick Of Themselves With Their GP?

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    8 pounds after the circumcision.
    It's fair to say I was well endowed , even as a baby

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    Re: Any One Else Made A Dick Of Themselves With Their GP?

    Quote Originally Posted by splott parker View Post
    12 pounds!!! That’s stretching it a bit!!!!
    She still walks with difficulty

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    Re: Any One Else Made A Dick Of Themselves With Their GP?

    Quote Originally Posted by Bald Barry Bastad View Post
    I went in to my GP's and said I had Corona virus. They weren't impressed!
    Due to medication, I have to avoid the cold. Pulled a snood up over my mouth and nose at the game yesterday, guy nearby laughs and says "Cold are you?"

    "No" I said, "I've just got back from Hong Kong and I'm being careful."

    The look on his face

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    Re: Any One Else Made A Dick Of Themselves With Their GP?

    My funniest.
    I swear this is true

    Doctor I have a terrible urine smell there's no pain but something is wrong.

    My doctor without any hesitation
    Have you eaten asparagus for the first time?

    Me. Good lord yes how on earth did you know that.

    He explained. I left and felt a dick.

    You asked.
    🙄

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