Reply With QuoteZoltan , aka hound of Dracula, was in intensive care in a reptile and spider hospital in grimsby being treated for a runny nose but lost his long battle with the illness, well a week , this morning
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Tragic news , will post more details as I get them
Zoltan , aka hound of Dracula, was in intensive care in a reptile and spider hospital in grimsby being treated for a runny nose but lost his long battle with the illness, well a week , this morning
Zoltan was a three legged bald columbian mouse eating spider
He wasn't originally three legged or bald , like his owner
Zoltan was originally an eight legged furry columbian mouse eating spider but he got burned in a fire and had his 5 other legs chopped off in a scrap with a Mexican drugs cartel
The gunman first saw zoltan on a backpacking trip to Chile where zoltan had somehow ended up
He was living in a spider orphanage but the lone guman was smitten and smuggled him home in one of those plastic Tupperware sandwich boxes
The gunman and zolton lived together for five years , which is a long time in spider years
They shared a flat , shared takeaways .....zoltan loved egg fried rice and even shared a bath , the gunman would put zoltan in a matchbox and watch him bob away in the matey bubble bath and even shared football teams ....
Zoltan fell in love with cardiff city and was a regular on away trips , his favourite method of travel being the 5:25 London paddington train to avoid the old bill , it's safe to say he liked a ruck
I got to know zoltan a few years back . The gunman was going to some poncey indie rock all day festival in Bristol and needed a babysitter . I took zoltan for a walk around black weir, an area I knew well at night ....and we instantly bonded
Everytime a sexy lady walked past in the summer sun zoltan would rear up and show his excitement
We spent hours fishing in the canal by the ambulance station on north road , watched cricket at Sophia gardens and even took a day trip to porthcawl
But zoltan had a dark side.....drugs
It must have been his columbian up bringing but he soon started dealing paracetamol in techniquest
It changed him and we drifted apart
It was heartbreaking to hear of zoltans passing but ultimately if you have three legs and you are supposed to have eight you got to enjoy life whilst you can
Rest in peace zoltan you hideous freak
I read that as I would read an exam question, I didn't see the word spider. Thought I was in for a shock then
I wondered what web site I’d just wandered onto then, realised who was spinning the thread then
The cremation will be at thornhill next wednesday , followed by a piss up at the nine giants
Family flowers only please
Donations to internationalspiderrescue. com
In stitches here!Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY
It's no laughing matterIn stitches here!
The gunman has lost a great friend
Till he buys another one
Show some respect
Fair play I laughed. RIP Zoltan.
Drugs are bad.
He had an eye for the ladies and was up for a ruck
Despite being severely disabled and bald
Actually being bald is probably a greater disability than having three legs when you should have eight
They dont make them like that anymore
The Lone Gunman tried to get him to breed but he was impotent
As is The Lone Gunman
You have put a smile on my face for the last two days
Without zoltan where would we be ?You have put a smile on my face for the last two days
Nowhere , that's where
A knack he doesn't appear to have with the ladies.You have put a smile on my face for the last two days
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