Originally Posted by
Organ Morgan.
I must concede he goes to extraordinary lengths to lay his quivering mitts upon the flesh of compliant women.
About 18 months back he joined his nearest Slimming World diet group. Some six weeks later his membership was terminated and he was banned from entering the premises where meetings were held.
He had calculated correctly his group would comprise entirely of saggy, flabby "sorts" who were low on self-confidence and many yearned for male attention. He rubbed his hands together at the prospect of servicing those who hadn't had "a good seeing to" for yonks. "The word women when combined with vulnerable is music to my ears," he explained while performing a little jig. "You kent," I thought.