The positive or amusing Covid19 thread

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I know this is the positive thread but this is genuinely frightening https://twitter.com/SheninAmara/stat...471083008?s=20

[Fancydan]

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[splott parker]

Poor old Philip Schofield has just come out and now he’s being told to stay in

[ToTaL ITK]

Poor old Philip Schofield has just come out and now he’s being told to stay in

what? he's a conservative?

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Poor old Philip Schofield has just come out and now he’s being told to stay in

[Dai Hard Too]

Finally lost it !

Just been in Caerphilly Asda trying to get some food etc. Easier said than done with people panic buying.

Walking around I saw a bloke whose trolley was full to the brim with hand sanitizers, baby wipes, soaps, everything that people need....��

I couldnt help it I called him a selfish low life . and gave him the low down about the elderly and mums etc... who need these types of thing.

Told him he should be ashamed of himself !!

He said "thats all good and well mate but I work here so can I carry on filling the shelves now?... ��

Cannot lie, I laughed out loud when I read this. Respect to you sir.

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Can you please remind me how to attach a photo

Thank you in advance

[Taunton Blue Genie]

Reply to this message and click on the wee icon of a tree on the menu bar immediately above where you are typing.

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This might be my favourite so far

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0PB...ature=youtu.be

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Thank you

I wanted to share

[MOZZER2]

well I;ll label this one amusing or is it ?

If you have 45 minutes to spare listen to David Ickes views on coronavirus and the hunger games world we are now living !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMTZu6_TjU8

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well I;ll label this one amusing or is it ?

If you have 45 minutes to spare listen to David Ickes views on coronavirus and the hunger games world we are now living !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMTZu6_TjU8

I 100% do have 45 mins to spare but f**k that. Can you give an overview?!

[Jimmy the Jock]

of course.we all know that trump slowed it down

Being referred to as Kung Flu in the White House.

[Jimmy the Jock]

I'm going to plough on with this, none of you can stop me

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Two of my trucks are genuinely delivering booze, food, toilet paper etc to small supermarkets for the last couple of weeks.

The 5th emergency service

we have had to put signs on the back of them

"No toilet paperkept in this truck overnight"

[Jimmy the Jock]

And finally


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JdzM_LLXhU

[Joe Gillis]

Being referred to as Kung Flu in the White House.

That's the level of leadership coming out of that place. Trump is an absolute bufoon and a horrible, nasty person to boot.

[life on mars]

Caller : I am having a parcel delivered from China in the next few weeks , can I catch the virus from the postman

Of course you cant you ****ing stupid idiot

Stop buying Chinese goods force businesses to re consider its production plans by bringing goods production home.

[splott parker]

Paddy & Mick get taken on by the Irish army to help out with the lockdown, they’re given rifles, told to make for the highest point and shoot anyone they see out after 6pm. Paddy picks his first victim off at 5.45pm, Mick goes mad saying ya daft bugger you’re 15 minutes too early, Paddy replies “I know where he lives, he'll never get home by 6”.

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I went to the pharmacy yesterday and asked the assistant what gets rid of the Coronavirus.

She said ammonia cleaner.

I said sorry I thought you worked here.

[Taunton Blue Genie]

I went to the pharmacy yesterday and asked the assistant what gets rid of the Coronavirus.

She said ammonia cleaner.

I said sorry I thought you worked here.

Well she obviously did.

[BLUETIT]

I hear mugging’s and burglaries are down

[Taunton Blue Genie]

One good thing about this lockdown malarkey is that young women's eyebrows may return to normal instead of the Groucho Mark look.

[BLUETIT]

One good thing about this lockdown malarkey is that young women's eyebrows may return to normal instead of the Groucho Mark look.

What’s Mark looking at, is it Groucho Marx

[splott parker]

It’s a Godsend, perhaps, that we’ve got this Corona virus to talk about while there’s no football.