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    Women I dont fancy

    Fiona Bruce ....looks like a bloke

    Sophie Raworth ....big hands like a bloke

    Julia Bradbury .....is definitely a bloke

    Kate Middleton .....pretty but too skinny

    Kiera Knightley......see above

    Er .....that's it , at present


    Oh , sarah Jessica parker, madonna , big arms

    Sharon Davies , swimmer , reminds me of a horse

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    I shared a lift with Sophie Raworth (and no one else) when I worked at the BBC in 2001 and I didn’t know where to look. She was very tasty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Hooded Claw View Post
    I shared a lift with Sophie Raworth (and no one else) when I worked at the BBC in 2001 and I didn’t know where to look. She was very tasty!
    Well it can't have been here hands that you looked at

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    Re: Women I dont fancy

    What about nicola sturgeon

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    What about Fatima Whitbread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Fiona Bruce ....looks like a bloke

    Sophie Raworth ....big hands like a bloke

    Julia Bradbury .....is definitely a bloke

    Kate Middleton .....pretty but too skinny

    Kiera Knightley......see above

    Er .....that's it , at present


    Oh , sarah Jessica parker, madonna , big arms

    Sharon Davies , swimmer , reminds me of a horse
    You don't fancy Madonna now? Or you 've never fancied her? Even in 1989?

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    I’ve never found Michaela Strachan even remotely attractive, even going back to the hit man and her days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    Fiona Bruce ....looks like a bloke

    Sophie Raworth ....big hands like a bloke

    Julia Bradbury .....is definitely a bloke

    Kate Middleton .....pretty but too skinny

    Kiera Knightley......see above

    Er .....that's it , at present


    Oh , sarah Jessica parker, madonna , big arms

    Sharon Davies , swimmer , reminds me of a horse
    That's a shame because I saw them all yesterday and they said they were really into you, Sludge!

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    Re: Women I dont fancy

    Quote Originally Posted by B. Oddie View Post
    That's a shame because I saw them all yesterday and they said they were really into you, Sludge!
    I cant help having that animal magnetism women crave

    But sadly some women just dont give me the horn

    Those ladies are on that list and I have rejected them

    It's going to be tough for them to deal with , but deal with it they must

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    Quote Originally Posted by William Treseder View Post
    I’ve never found Michaela Strachan even remotely attractive, even going back to the hit man and her days.
    Rotter

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    Re: Women I dont fancy

    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I cant help having that animal magnetism women crave

    But sadly some women just dont give me the horn

    Those ladies are on that list and I have rejected them

    It's going to be tough for them to deal with , but deal with it they must
    I'd imagine viagra would struggle to give you the horn these days.

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    Re: Women I dont fancy

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    What about Fatima Whitbread?
    Does NOT qulaify as a woman!

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    Re: Women I dont fancy

    Miranda the giant ‘comedian’
    Davina McCall
    The Bonk eyed Jewish girl off Countdown

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    What about diane Abbot, must be right up your street. You follow Jeremy already don't you Sludge?

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    Quote Originally Posted by xsnaggle View Post
    What about diane Abbot, must be right up your street. You follow Jeremy already don't you Sludge?
    Diane Abbott is getting her Covid-19 test done tomorrow. She said she hopes to pass as she’s been up all night revising.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SLUDGE FACTORY View Post
    I cant help having that animal magnetism women crave

    But sadly some women just dont give me the horn

    Those ladies are on that list and I have rejected them

    It's going to be tough for them to deal with , but deal with it they must
    Myra Hindley?

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    Re: Women I dont fancy

    Quote Originally Posted by Eric the Half a Bee View Post
    What about Fatima Whitbread?
    Believe it or not I saw FW twice in about 6 months. She sat in front of my in a London Theatre and then when I was on holiday in Ibiza she walked past the bar I was drinking in

    She is absolutely tiny. About 5 foot 2 and 9 stone. She looked nothing like she did at the height of her athletic career.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ninian opinian View Post
    Believe it or not I saw FW twice in about 6 months. She sat in front of my in a London Theatre and then when I was on holiday in Ibiza she walked past the bar I was drinking in

    She is absolutely tiny. About 5 foot 2 and 9 stone. She looked nothing like she did at the height of her athletic career.
    Well how did you recognise her?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zowhore View Post
    Miranda the giant ‘comedian’
    Davina McCall
    The Bonk eyed Jewish girl off Countdown
    Suzi Dent? Ooh i dunno, there's something about that one. The quiet ones...

    Agree with you on the other two though, rotters.

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    Re: Women I dont fancy

    Katie Price ugly mother

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    Re: Women I dont fancy

    Quote Originally Posted by jeepster View Post
    Katie Price ugly mother
    My wife is called Katie Price (honest!) :(

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    Quote Originally Posted by Des Parrot View Post
    My wife is called Katie Price (honest!) :(
    My sincere apologies.

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    Re: Women I dont fancy

    Julia Roberts or that bird off Friends, Jennifer something. I've still got the hots for Carol Vorderman and, strange as I am, I've always fancied Fern Britton, particularly when she lost weight.

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    Re: Women I dont fancy

    Quote Originally Posted by ninian opinian View Post
    Believe it or not I saw FW twice in about 6 months. She sat in front of my in a London Theatre and then when I was on holiday in Ibiza she walked past the bar I was drinking in

    She is absolutely tiny. About 5 foot 2 and 9 stone. She looked nothing like she did at the height of her athletic career.
    I hope you weren't drinking Whitbread

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    Re: Women I dont fancy

    Quote Originally Posted by ninian opinian View Post
    Believe it or not I saw FW twice in about 6 months. She sat in front of my in a London Theatre and then when I was on holiday in Ibiza she walked past the bar I was drinking in

    She is absolutely tiny. About 5 foot 2 and 9 stone. She looked nothing like she did at the height of her athletic career.
    Not that fatima then

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